Man Eats Dog In Protest of Cruelty To Animals
Mark McGowan a British performance artist has eaten a dog in protest of the British Royal Family cruelty to animals. Yeah I know--Go Figure?
This is in direct response to Prince Phillip, the husband to the Queen who supposedly beat a fox to death during a hunt. Pictured here, McGowan is chomping on the breed of dog called Corgi. The Queen has several corgi's of her own, so in his small mind, "I guess what better way to get back at them?"
Listen to this idiots words, “We love our animals in Britain,” McGowan told AP Television News. “Why is it then that we then allow people — especially people who are supposed to be ambassadors for this country — to treat animals with such disrespect?”
Hold up wait a minute the story gets even better. In order for the corgi to be more delightful in taste McGowan had the dead animal prepared in seasonings, onions and mixed with apples.
However, he confesses “I ate three lumps of it. But I spat two of them out, so I really ate one and a half of them." Why? Because it tasted horrible that's why.
Hopefully, McGowan's body will protest in direct response to him eating this dog. How? By giving him the worst, lasting 6 months, case of diarrhea ever known to human kind.
He's also eaten a Swan in protest of against the Queen. The Swan is protected by the monarchy, as reported by MSNBC.
